My Body Wants VTO | Unisex Work Humor T-Shirt
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Your body is begging for a day off. Your bank account is begging you to stay.
My Body Wants VTO, My Bank Account Says No is for every exhausted worker who's ever stared at that voluntary time off notification and questioned every financial decision they've ever made.
Featuring Mochi, our perpetually tired raccoon, this design captures the daily battle between getting some much-needed rest and keeping the bills paid.
Perfect for warehouse workers, overtime warriors, and anyone who's ever wanted to clock out five minutes after clocking in.
Small Mochi logo on the front. Full graphic on the back.
Available in sizes Sā5XL.
Work sucks. Your hoodie doesn't have to. š¦
More details
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Trash Panda Outfitters
- Email: contact@support.trashpandaoutfitters.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- This product is made for adults. Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
My Body Wants VTO | Unisex Work Humor T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|